We’ve personally witnessed what happens when you try to open a bottle with a shoe the wrong way (spoiler: the bottle explodes) but amazingly, there are a great many other kludges to get at your grapes. We’re not horribly sure about anything involving putting a sharp implement in to the cork as again, having witnessed desperate drunks trying that in college, it resulted in an explosion of juice and glass.
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