You May Ask Yourself

Has that dachshund puppy in the lower left corner always been there? Am I only seeing him now? And if so, why?
Naturally, he is new and as to why I put him in there, the simple answer is, “Get yer own website.” The more complex answer is that with this stripped-down design, things were a tad sparse. Yeah, it was really XHTML compliant and that was good, but at some point, you just gotta have some images, so there you have it. As to why I put him in the lower left, it’s because I wanted him there all the time, staring at you and I felt that space was not really utilized very well.
He may change at some point, but for now, his beady little eyes will be watching your every move, so nothing dirty while you’re on my site. The puppy sees all.