You are my glow, Mister Obama

At first, this photo of a stop by Obama in San Francisco’s Chinatown didn’t seem like too much to me. Then, I looked at it closer and realized that I had missed a serious what the fuck moment. Look at that dude in the window just above the frowning black-suited Secret Service guy’s shoulder. What’s up with him? Did he see Obama on a Jumbotron or something? I mean, the man is right there, in front of him, giving Chinese fertility handshakes (trust me, they’re much better than the milkshakes) to any and all. San Franciscans are damned weird.