Why I’ll Have Kids Some Day

When you read these kinds of articles, you realize that if you’ve got even half a brain, you owe it to the planet earth to find someone else with at least half a brain and have some offspring. The morons are breeding! The morons are breeding!
This is my favorite quote from the article:

“Condoms don’t belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He’s not a schoolteacher,” said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. “The information that’s being presented is a very cockeyed view of what the truth is. … The Bible says that in the end times everything will burn up, but that perspective isn’t in the DVD.”

Seriously, if you’re a friend of mine, then you’re most likely not dumb or ignorant. So, go have some kids already!