Still a bit freaked by Transvestite Hookers

Okay, so first of all, I don’t know who uses the services of these individuals, since I can understand if you’re into women, then you use female hookers and if you’re into men, then you use male hookers. Why someone would want an individual tha tlooks like a woman, but is really a man is beyond my comprehension, but hey, I don’t swing that way, so it’s all okay.
At any rate, I had another bump in with one of them the other night as I was sitting down in my apartment lobby, swiping internet from an open wireless connection at the cafe across the street. There I was, minding my own business, when this large, ornately dressed “woman” comes up to the keypad at the entry and starts punching in random numbers. He/she was obviouslyu very spun out on some kind of drug. He/she also noticed me, sitting there after about five minutes of punching buttons and said in a dark brown voice, “Hello there.” I didn’t answer. The dark brown voice thing always gets me and scares the hell out of me. The eyes are saying, “Well, that looks like a woman” while the ears are saying, “You know, that really sounds like a man.” and then the brain eventually gets freaked out and does any normal brain would do and tells the feet to get the hell out of there.
He/she went away after a bit more banging on the keypad. The numbers on the pad happen to be listed right above it with names, so it was kinda weird that he/she was doing that, but so goes life in San Francisco when you live two blocks away from what must be the Transvestite Hooker Mecca of the known world.

One Reply to “Still a bit freaked by Transvestite Hookers”

  1. Actually, Thailand is the transvestite hooker mecca of the world. I know. I’ve been there, and i’m writing this…from the tenderloin!

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