Slovenian Bears Terrorize Weak French

Concerns over the rising bear population in the French Pyrenees are growing. These bears aren’t just any bears though, they’re Western Balkan bears, proudly exported from Slovenia. I wrote about this previously when I learned of it happening in 2006.
Sure, people are worried, but they’re forgetting about the possibilities that a great many of their most annoying countrymen might get eaten as a result of this. The bears aren’t competing for jobs or crossing union strike lines, so what’s the problem? They’re bears. Just chill and let them take a sheep every now and again. But, if by chance these bears think they’re going to cross the border and hit on some jamón in Spain, then I’ve got six fully loaded answers waiting for those bastards.
Slovenian Bears Terrorize Weak French

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