New Dinosaur is Foundeded

It’s pretty cool that they found a new dinosaur and named it Dracorex hogwartsia after J.K. Rowling’s whole “Harry Potter” line of books an subsequent films.
Beyond the simplicity of this act, I was looking around a bit and was reminded of the fact that J.K. is a damn sexy woman. Yeah, she’s 11 1/2 years my senior, but so what? She’s hot, intelligent (in interviews anyways), and quite, quite, quite rich. Wealth aside, I’ll just tip my hat on the looks and brains. Too bad she’s a married woman. A young lad in the States can dream though, can’t he? He can’t? Dreams are for little girls with pigtails and unicorn dolls? Oh, right, I forgot about that.