Hey Idiot, Sit Back

What’s up with sitting forward at the theatre? People don’t seem to get that if you do this, people behind you can’t see. You’d think this would be rather intuitive, but it ain’t. This one twit was blogging my view so badly, that I actually leaned forward and told her to sit back. I mean, what are you trying to see, the orchestra pit? If you sit back, you can see the stage just fine.
I’m 193 centimeters tall, so I know all about blocking the view of others. Maybe this is why I’m sensitive to this, but at the same time, if you’re blocking my view, then you’re really going pretty far to be a pain. Knock it off and lounge back. It’ll all be great if you do.