Have your lard and drive it too

Take a good hard look at this temporary license plate paper on a new car of my cousin’s. For anyone from the Central Valley of California, this means nothing. It’s a big fat place to go buy cars in the town of Manteca. For anyone who knows Spanish, the ugly truth comes out though and that ‘fat’ aspect becomes especially true. Yes, in Spanish this means, “Lard Auto Square”. That’s maybe not the foulest thing out there, but it’s near the top and let’s not even talk about what happens in the summer.
Have your lard and drive it too