Every man’s worst fear

So, I read this article about Ashton Kutcher today http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/ about how he fears that his receding hairline is going to cost him roles in Hollywood and who this is “every man’s worst fear.”
Um… no, I think some of use have come to terms with out impending baldness and dealt with it as well as we can. I would not say that it is our “worst fear” since I would think that having both your testicles removed for cancer would be pretty bad or any number of other things.
If I live to the day when I have no hair on my head and am in good health, I’ll be pretty darned happy.
Worst fear. My ass. Try being buried alive with Kenny G recording that you can’t turn off. Now that, is some frightening crap. But, I guess if you have your hair when that happens, then everything will be just super.