So, I read this article about Ashton Kutcher today about how he fears that his receding hairline is going to cost him roles in Hollywood and who this is “every man’s worst fear.”
Um… no, I think some of use have come to terms with out impending baldness and dealt with it as well as we can. I would not say that it is our “worst fear” since I would think that having both your testicles removed for cancer would be pretty bad or any number of other things.
If I live to the day when I have no hair on my head and am in good health, I’ll be pretty darned happy.
Worst fear. My ass. Try being buried alive with Kenny G recording that you can’t turn off. Now that, is some frightening crap. But, I guess if you have your hair when that happens, then everything will be just super.