You’ve seen it, I know you seen it. It’s this little mini-mohawk thing which is currently a fashionable gay man’s hair cut. And of course, we all know what that means, it’s going to be a fashionable straight man’s hair cut at some point.
I am begging, pleading, yelling for people to not get this thing. It has to be one of the dumber looks I think I’ve seen in recent times and hopefully it will stay in The Castro and not creep it’s way across the country because it’s going to really spaz me out if I start seeing guys in Iowa wearing this look in five years (that’s the Midwest fashion lag in case you didn’t know.)
All I ask though, is if you do get it, please don’t try to front off that you’re cool and think you’re shizhappening, because senor, you just ain’t.