Dick Cheney Hunts People!

Well, no, not really, but he did shoot a guy according to this report. Of course, with this administration, nothing could surprise me at this point. They’re fueling Air Force One with orphans? You don’t say. Well, shucks. Things this ludicrous were never the case with Clinton when all he did was… oh yeah, right.
I think the lesson to be learned in this is don’t walk up behind a man intent on his quail. Better yet, just don’t go hunting. You’ll avoid getting literally sprayed with lead.