Dear lord, I feel great!

I simply can’t tell you how good I feel now that I’m not doing Bikram Yoga anymore. My back pain has gone away. My ankles don’t hurt. I have full motion in my neck, and most importantly, I am full of energy again!
I don’t know what they’re thinking, but this heated yoga garbage is completely unreasonable. I still plan on doing yoga, but just not in the hot hot room and not with instructors who don’t listen to you because you’re new and because you probably don’t know what you’re talking about. Or as the little dreadlocked white girl at the counter of Funky Door Yoga told me, “Dude, you only did it for a month. You gotta like stay with it.”
Those people are borderline cultish and they really ahve no business as instructors teaching new people the in’s and out’s of something that isn’t very easy.
I’m definitely not very flexible, but the only way for me to get that way is by slowly working into all of this. Of course, it’s hard to want to go back to any of it since I feel pretty darn good right now.