There’s a douche in my shower

As I’ve only really been an avid traveler for the last 12 or so years (when you live in California, every direction for many hours is still the United States) I never knew how it used to be to find a hotel in that pre-internet era. Even booking places in Croatia in 2004, I used... read more >

Hope comes in odd dollar amounts

I’ve just returned from a short jaunt to the US in my home state of California. It had been nearly two years since my last trip and it might be something I’d do more often were it not for the fact that no matter how I fly there from Barcelona, I have to connect somewhere... read more >

The long, dark honeymoon

I despise the weak, shriveled men who enable women such as this. Enthralled at the prospect of leaving his wife and daughters for the chance to be with a woman in her late 40’s who is attempting to look like she’s in her early 30’s, he took her on their honeymoon to Italy and then... read more >