Babel The Confuser

Original
I started writing this article in English with simple words. The reason that I wrote it this was is to see what happens when I process it through the BabelFish system, which is a system that I like very much because it allows me to read many languages that I do not completely understand. There are problems though, because the language that is created is very literal. At times, it seems like a substitution of words. Still, it is the best system that we have currently. So, let us begin this test.

English to French
J’ai commencé à écrire cet article en anglais avec des mots simples. La raison pour laquelle je lui ai écrit ceci était doit voir ce qui se produit quand je le traite par le système de BabelFish, qui est un système que j’aime beaucoup parce qu’il me permet de lire beaucoup de langues que je ne comprends pas complètement. Il y a des problèmes cependant, parce que la langue qui est créée est très littérale. Parfois, elle semble comme une substitution des mots. Toujours, c’est le meilleur système que nous avons actuellement. Ainsi, laissez-nous commencent cet essai.

French to German
Ich habe begonnen, diesen Artikel in Englisch mit einfachen Wörtern zu schreiben. Der Grund, aus dem ich ihm dies geschrieben habe, war muß sehen, was sich produziert, wenn ich es durch das System von BabelFish behandele, das ein System ist, das ich viel mag, weil er mir erlaubt, viele Sprachen zu lesen, die ich nicht gänzlich begreife. Es gibt Probleme jedoch, weil die Sprache, die entsteht, sehr wörtlich ist. Manchmal scheint sie als eine Substitution der Wörter. Immer ist es das beste System, das wir momentan haben. Somit lassen wir beginnen diesen Versuch.

German to English
I began to write this article in English with simple words. The reason, for which I had written it this, was must see, what produces itself, if I treat it by the system of BabelFish, which is a system, which I like much, because he permits me to read many languages which I do not completely understand. There are problems however, because the language, which develops, is very literal. Sometimes it seems as a substitution of the words. It is always the best system, which we have momentarily. Thus we let this attempt begin.

English to Russian
Я начал писать эту статью на английском языке с просто словами. Причиной, для которой я написал ему это, было сусло видит, производит, если я обрабатываю его системой BabelFish, то которое будет системой, которому, котор я люблю много, потому что он позволяет меня прочитать много языков которые я вполне не понимаю. Будут проблемы однако, потому что язык, который превращается, очень буквален. Иногда он кажется как замещение слов. Будет всегда самой лучшей системой, которую мы имеем однократно. Таким образом мы препятствовали этой попытке начать.

Russian to English
4 it began to write this article in the English with simply the words. The reason, for which I wrote to it this, it was must it sees, it produces, if I process by its system BabelFish, then which will be system, to which, I is which I love much, because it makes it possible me to read many languages which 4 I do not completely understand. There will be problems however, because the language, which is converted, is very literal. Sometimes it seems as the substitution of words. It will be the always best system, which we have once. Thus we prevented this attempt to begin.

English to Greek
4 άρχισε να γράφει αυτό το άρθρο στους Αγγλους με απλά τις λέξεις. Ο λόγος, για τον οποίο έγραψα σε το αυτό, αυτό ήταν πρέπει αυτό βλέπει, παράγει, εάν επεξεργάζομαι από το σύστημά του BabelFish, κατόπιν που θα είναι σύστημα, στο οποίο, το ι είναι ποια αγάπη ι πολύ, επειδή το καθιστά πιθανό εγώ για να διαβάσει πολλές γλώσσες που 4 εγώ δεν καταλαβαίνουν εντελώς. Θα υπάρξουν προβλήματα εντούτοις, επειδή η γλώσσα, που μετατρέπεται, είναι πολύ κυριολεκτική. Μερικές φορές φαίνεται ως αντικατάσταση των λέξεων. Θα είναι το πάντα καλύτερο σύστημα, το οποίο έχουμε μιά φορά. Κατά συνέπεια αποτρέψαμε αυτήν την προσπάθεια να αρχίσουμε.

Greek to English
4 it began to write this article in the English with simply the words. The reason, for which I wrote in the this, this was should this sees, it produces, if I process from the system his BabelFish, then that will be system, in which, the I are who love I very, because him render likely I in order to it reads a lot of languages that 4 I do not understand completely. Will exist problems nevertheless, because the language, that is changed, is very litteral. Sometimes it appears as replacement of words. It will be the always better system, which we have a time. Accordingly we detered this effort to begin.

English to Dutch
4 het begon dit artikel in de Engelsen met de woorden eenvoudig te schrijven. Indien de reden, waarom ik in dit schreef, dit was dit ziet, produceert het, als ik van het systeem zijn BabelFish verwerk, dan dat zal zijn systeem, waarin, I is wie liefde I zeer, omdat hem waarschijnlijke I teruggeeft het heel wat talen leest geen die 4 ik volledig begrijpen. Problemen niettemin zal bestaan, omdat de taal, die wordt veranderd, zeer litteral is. Soms verschijnt het als vervanging van woorden. Het zal het altijd betere systeem zijn, dat wij een tijd hebben. Dienovereenkomstig schrokken wij deze inspanning af te beginnen.

Dutch to French
4 il a commencé à écrire simplement cet article dans les Anglais avec les mots . Si la raison pourquoi me a écrit dans ceci, a été ceci ceee voit, il produit, si je suis du système BabelFish traite, alors cela son système dans laquelle, I être qui l’amour I très, parce qu’il ne lui rend pas probable I beaucoup langues lit qui 4 je comprends entièrement. Les problèmes n’existeront néanmoins pas, parce que la langue qui est changée, très litteral est. Il paraît parfois comme remplacement des mots. Lui le système toujours meilleur qui nous avons le temps sera. Nous avons eu peur en conséquence cet effort fini commencer.

French to English
4 it started to simply write this article in the English with the words. If the reason why wrote to me in this, were this ceee sees, it produces, if I am BabelFish system milked, then that its system in which, I being which it love I very, because it does not return probable I to him much languages reads which 4 I entirely include/understand. The problems will not exist nevertheless, because the language which is changed, very litteral is. It appears sometimes like replacement of the words. He it always better system which we have time will be. We were consequently afraid this effort finished starting.

English to Spanish
4 que comenzó a escribir simplemente este artículo en el inglés con las palabras. Si la razón por la que me escribió en esto, era este ceee considera, él produce, si soy el sistema de BabelFish ordeñado, después que su sistema en el cual, I que es que el amor I muy, porque no vuelve probable I a él mucho las idiomas lee cuál 4 I enteramente include/understand. Los problemas no existirán sin embargo, porque es la lengua se cambia que, muy litteral. Aparece a veces como el reemplazo de las palabras. Él él un sistema siempre mejor que tengamos tiempo será. Estábamos por lo tanto asustados el este comenzar acabado esfuerzo.

Spanish to English
4 that began to simply write this article in the English with the words. If the reason by that it wrote to me in this, were this ceee considers, he produces, if I am the system of milked BabelFish, after its system in which, I that is that love I very, because include/understand does not return probable I to him the languages reads which 4 Is much entirely. The problems will not exist nevertheless, because it is the language changes that, very litteral. It appears sometimes like the replacement of the words. He he a system always better than we have time will be. Therefore we were scared the east to begin finished effort.

And I think that’s enough. It gives you something of a taste of what people see on either end and even though folks aren’t running stuff through multiple times, it still gets pretty garbled. Someday, we’ll hopefully get our Universal Translators as well as the flying car.
Babel The Confuser