I have found, that upon timing the length of the carhorns honked in my neighborhood that the average length is 1.8 seconds. “So what? That seems pretty insignificant” you may be asking. Yes, it seems that way, but keep in mind how an average works in that, the more amounts added into the total, the less the total will be. So, what I’m saying is that there are a lot of short horns behind honked in my area all the time, but there are still some long ones as well.
One such horn was this one idiot that honked his horned repeatedly for 30 seconds at a time. I don’t know if he was a simple asshole or a complicated wanker, but he did it for so long that a cop who was cruising by finally got involved. Oh, what I would have given to have an old toaster to toss his way.
Next, I think I’m going to try and work out how many of these honks come from aggravated cab drivers, which on casual observation, seems to be where the vast mojority of the long honking originates from.