I'm Better than Drunk Hungarians, But then Again, Maybe not
Yeah, I shouldn't find this video funny because man is it dumb. But hey, I grew up in a small town listening to Mozart as a child of the 80's as opposed to Motley Crue. Something was gonna give. That and I'm a guy. The fact that I nearly hurt myself laughing once the shirt comes off at the midway point probably has more to do with my last point more than anything else.
Originally seen on the always brilliant Pestiside about two years ago. Oh and admit it, you've been here before too. If you haven't, then you've got a lot to learn about your alcohol and how to handle it. Those kinds of drinking lessons are the bestest.
02 12 2008 0 comments
Tags: drinking, hungary, the europe
A Different Kind of Drunk
Despite the common sense that might come in to play when presented with this scenario; a couple of glasses red wine and a couple of glasses of red wine sangria do not mix all that well. Call it an abomination of the natural course of mixing drinks, but really, they just don't pair up like you think they would.
So, what's a bloke to do when faced with this at a nice tapas place like Andalu? Simple, stick with one. If this isn't easily done because the alcohol keeps changing up, then go with the flow, mix it up and have fun. Do like I did and go from Scotch, to red wine, to sangria, to a couple of pints of Guinness just to see the night out. If you're lucky, you'll reach this lovely state of drunk where you feel drunk but yet don't really feel drunk. I call it the humming plateau. A spot you hit just prior to blacking out. Call it off at the right point and you might find as I did that despite the massive cranking buzz, you'll wake up fine the next day. I think it's the Guinness. That's just a fine beer and it has magical healing properties. Remember that the next time you're about to get a good bleeding by your village witch doctor and try a Guinness instead.
