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They've pushed me too far finally and I've had to come up with a proper word. That's right, from now on, any idiot white person with those damned caucasian dreadlocks now has "kockalocks".       Yes, it's a foul word, but this is a foul thing. I've mentioned it before, say, here, here, and here. Needless to say, I don't like dreads and I don't like the people who where them. It's a choice that one decides upon and it's a ridiculous one at that. And when you toss in the fact that with a little bit of history they are in fact often a shown of resistance against the white man slave overlord or what have you, the fact that white morons have this mangy crap makes it even dumber.       Just to add more fuel to my "radical" theory about white folks with dreadlocks (in that any white person with dreads is the lamest idiot you can meet) I ran in to a guy in Berkeley with quite a mange. He was walking up from Bart on Center Street and playing with his mange while talking incredibly loudly on his cellphone. Like most of these idiots he was talking about all this worldly crap and instead of just using the English word he kept dropping in Spanish like he was cooler than cooler, despite being a rat-faced white guy. I thankfully managed to turn off another path to Dwinelle Hall and despite getting further and further away, I could still hear his idiot conversation despite there being 40 feet and a lot of trees between us. Such an idiot. Such a set of dreads.       I'll put forth my challenge (again) that if anyone is to find someone the least bit okay who is white and has dreadlocks, let me know. Otherwise my theory seems to quickly be entering the world of fact.